Download or read book The Killer Cat's Christmas written by Anne Fine and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2009-11-05 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So go on, ask me. 'Dear, dear Tuffy. Why was your Christmas so horrible?' Well. I couldn't climb the tree. I couldn't touch the dangly decorations. And Ellie made me part of her sing-along Christmas performance. Horrible, horrible, horrible! But I showed them. I was Tuffy the Acting Cat, superstar. How was I supposed to know things would get so . . . messy?