Download or read book Monsters Eat Whiny Children written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-08-23 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad has warned Henry and Eve: If you whine too much, monsters will eat you. Henry and Eve don’t listen, of course. The only problem is, when the monster comes, he can’t find the right recipe for whiny children—and neither can his monster friends! A whiny child salad doesn’t work because there’s paprika in the dressing. A whiny child cake won’t do because the flour spills all over the floor. And whiny child burgers are out of the question because the grill is too hard to light up. Arguments and hilarity ensue. And just when our persnickety monsters decide on the perfect dish…the worst thing of all happens….