Download or read book Not My F*cking President written by and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-02 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WELL, THAT HAPPENED. Pigs flew. Hell froze over. Lazarus was raised from the dead. What started as little more than comic grist for the late night talk show mill morphed into the 3 headed political nightmare that none of us ever thought possible. Reality television became reality, and Donald J. Trump became the President of the United States. As some celebrate and others mourn this stranger than fiction turn of events, we present a solution for the stress and disbelief gripping half the nation and much of the World-The "Not My F*cking President" Adult Coloring Book! Within you will find, for your coloring enjoyment, 15 hilarious full page depictions of popular taunts, vulgar insults, weird-a$$ things Donald said and battle cries in the defensive war against the World's most famous enfante-terrible-in-chief. PLUS- we have also included 10 enlarged "color-n'-clip" pages with enlarged figurines and comic accessories that you can share on your refrigerator, car window or office cubicle to the delight of fellow Trump detractors and the consternation of his supporters. We've even included some cut-out speech bubbles so that you can write your own bloviating, nimwitted Trump-isms! Buy a few, and hand them out to your friends!