Download or read book The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You written by Vlad Mezrich and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2009 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Undead dating specialist Vlad Mezrich has all the answers, utilizing quizzes, top ten lists, language analysis, real-life (and real-death) testimonials, and fancy charts to show you what you need to do in order to get your vampire and keep him forever"--P. [4] of cover.