Download or read book Don't Be a Horse's Ass! Color Sweary Mandalas! written by Kim A. Flodin and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-24 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reg. price: $11.99 SEE WHAT'S INSIDE: https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vie47nBQn2g "Don't Be a Horse's Ass! Color Sweary Mandalas" is my fourth mandala coloring book for adults and my second Sweary Mandala book. It follows the popular bestselling, "Oh Shit! Let's Color Sweary Mandalas," which was an Adult Coloring Worldwide Top Sweary Coloring Book Pick, and my answer to the many, many requests I received to create a sweary adult coloring book and jump into the best-selling sweary adult coloring book niche'! After that first book, my family jumped on the bandwagon and said you must do one for our almost 90-year-old Grandma, whose prolific swearing has become a hallmark in our family. If grandma's NOT saying "Don't be a horse's ass!," then you should be worried! I get that swearing isn't for everyone and certainly not for everyone to color and I have no intention of offending anyone and apologize in advance if I do. However, having grown up around the creative cussing of my grandmother, I was inspired to create these books. I also confess to being quite sweary myself at times and find swearing to be both cathartic and empowering. I respect swearing and I love coloring...so these sweary word mandala books just make sense. I love creating them. I sincerely hope, like I hope for all my books, that it becomes a bestseller because that would mean there's a whole lot of people feeling the joy of the sweary word mandala. The fact that this is my forth mandala book is actually ironic. I don't really like mandalas - yes, they are beautiful and amazing, but I've never truly enjoyed coloring them...too stiff, too perfect somehow for my taste and I've stayed away from them in my art. Then I discovered a way to create my own version filled with my flowy and whimsical art - and in the case of this fun adult coloring book, a few choice sweary words and phrases - and it turned out awesome and was super fun to color! Fun & Sweary Phrases Included: Asshat, Bitch, Blow Me, Cocksucker, Dick Face, Dick Pickle, Dickwad, Douche Bag, Eat Me, Far Fucking Out, Fuckface, Fuckity Fuck Fuck, Fuck This, Fuckwit Central, Don't Be A Horses Ass, LO-Fucking-L, Lube It UpPeckerhead, Pinch A LoafPink Wrinkle, Piss Shit Fuck.Potty Mouth, Rat Bastard, Shit Head.Twat Waffle Book Highlights: 26 All Original Designs, Designs for Assorted Skill Levels, Single Side Printing on White Paper, Stress-Relieving Patterns, Extra Blank Pages for Bleed through Side Effects: Lots of Joy, Endless Laughter, Relaxation, Lightheartedness, Way Too Much Fun Highly recommended for PTSD, anxiety, chronic pain, chronic stress and anger issues. Visit kelekilove.com for fun freebies and more.