Download or read book The Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes Book written by Birdy Jones and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-12 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the authors of "The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook," comes the guide that every young witch and wizard needs to help them navigate the most powerful magic of all: love. Does talking to that witty warlock make you feel like a Tongue-Tying Curse was cast upon on you? If so, arm yourself with a charming line like, "You must be a Niffler because you stole my heart." Does the mere sight of that witty witch make you feel like you've swallowed a Puking Pastille? Tell her, "You're so charming Professor Flitwick takes notes from you." Has your heart (and homework) been stolen by a dashing dark wizard? Say, "Are you a Dementor? Because I'd never recover from your kiss." Inside these magical, kid-friendly pages you'll find quizzes, romantic gift ideas and countless Potter-inspired love lines to build your confidence and help you tell that witch or wizard - or Muggle! - how you feel. So cast a Summoning Charm and get your hands on this book. Your lonely days of longing for love are about to go...EVANESCO! (This book is a parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)