Download or read book You Might be a Golf Nut If-- written by Randy Voorhees and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2000 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious new book, You Might Be a Golf Nut If . . ., will help the hopeless golf junkie get in touch with their inner duffer. With quick and clever quips, author Randy Voorhees and illustrator Tom Kerr deliver a book that portrays die-hard golfers to a "tee." You installed a custom seat belt to hold your golf bag. You rake leaves using a Vardon grip. Despite being fired eight times, you steadfastly refuse to let the boss win. The Golf Channel televises your garage sales. You own-and use-the Three Stooges Talking Head covers. Golf aficionados are sure to recognize themselves in almost every line. You Might Be a Golf Nut If . . ., featuring 40 illustrations, is destined to become a must-buy gift for every true golfer.