... and Then You Die of Dysentery
Author | : Lauren Reeves |
Publisher | : Houghton Mifflin |
Total Pages | : 123 |
Release | : 2018-10-16 |
ISBN-10 | : 9781328624390 |
ISBN-13 | : 1328624390 |
Rating | : 4/5 (390 Downloads) |
Download or read book ... and Then You Die of Dysentery written by Lauren Reeves and published by Houghton Mifflin. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A quirky, nostalgic send-up to the Oregon Trail computer game, featuring snarky and hard-earned life lessons from the trail. Pack your wagons, find your ride-or-(literally) die friends, and roll up to Matt's General Store with a sack of cash--it's time to hit the Oregon Trail, twenty-first-century style! ...And Then You Die of Dysentery is the perfect send-up to the sometimes frustrating, always entertaining, and universally beloved Oregon Trail computer game. Featuring a four-color design in the game's iconic 8-bit format, alongside pop culture references galore, the book offers 50 humorous, snarky lessons gleaned from the game's most iconic moments, including gems such as: --Suffering from exhaustion is a real thing. (It's not just PR code for why a celebrity went to rehab.) --If you hunt too frequently in one area, game will become scarce. (The first signs of gentrification!) --Invite your sweetie to cuddle with you while looking up at the stars. (The night sky was the original Netflix & Chill. Step 1: Loosen up Orion's belt...) With its laugh-out-loud commentary and its absurdist nostalgia, ...And Then You Die of Dysentery is the ultimate trip down memory lane ... all the way to the Willamette Valley.