Download or read book Calm the F*ck Down: The Only Parenting Technique You'll Ever Need written by David Vienna and published by Knock Knock. This book was released on 2015-01-01 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're a good parent, you probably drive yourself batshit with worry. This book is for you. Based on his viral blog post and addressing concerns from "my baby won't poop" to "my boy likes girl toys" to "everything costs too much," David Vienna's wise and funny parenting advice will amuse and inform—and remind you that (almost) nothing is worth freaking out about. Includes advice from actual experts!Great new dad gift that'll keep him calm, cool, and collectedPaperback; 5.5 x 7.75 inches; 112 pages