Making the Bible Great Again
Author | : Michael Smith |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 112 |
Release | : 2017-11-18 |
ISBN-10 | : 1979871299 |
ISBN-13 | : 9781979871297 |
Rating | : 4/5 (297 Downloads) |
Download or read book Making the Bible Great Again written by Michael Smith and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-18 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 50 Bible passages are reimagined as speeches or rants barfed up by moron-in-chief President Donald J. Trump! Hilarious! Great! Greater! The Greaterest! For instance, THE CREATION OF THE WORLD: First I made the world and it was really great. So great. And huge. It was the first huge round thing anyone had ever made. I took the bad hombres from the sky and made so much light. Lights on! I said, and the sky did what I said. I made the Trump water. Perfect water. Hydrogen, oxygen, the whole thing. It's for sale everywhere. I took the ugly fat women who accuse me of huge unbelievable lies and I made them into rhinos. I made the first woman my daughter Ivanka. Isn't she beautiful? I gave her great legs. I love legs on a woman. I was the first man. The first great man. I am still the first great man.