The Best Ever Book of Ticket Agent Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Ticket Agent Jokes
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Publisher : CreateSpace
Total Pages : 106
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ISBN-10 : 149058532X
ISBN-13 : 9781490585321
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Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Ticket Agent Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Ticket Agent Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Ticket Agent jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Ticket Agent Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Ticket Agent Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Ticket Agent joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Ticket Agent jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Ticket Agents wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Ticket Agent and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Ticket Agent brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Ticket Agent who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Ticket Agents laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.


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