Download or read book The Funniest Arsenal Quotes... Ever! written by Gordon Law and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-03 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arsenal players, managers and chairmen have regularly caused a stir with some truly mad, funny and often outrageous remarks over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 250 of the most entertaining quotes and quips from the world of Arsenal FC.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have Gunners fans chuckling throughout the season. "Frankly, I did not see what happened."Arsene Wenger "I've wanted to play in pink boots since I was little."Nicklas Bendtner "The referee was booking so many people I thought he was filling in his lottery numbers."Ian Wright "I've been consistent in patches this season."Theo Walcott "It's hard to be passionate twice a week."George Graham