Download or read book Uber Taxi Cab Confessions written by Joe Mahedy and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-01 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: UBER Taxi Cab Confessions is a whirlwind tour of true short stories viewed through the eyes of a part time Uber Driver. You will be a passenger on every ride, discovering the hottest bars and restaurants and the secret after hour clubs in Fairfield County as we pick up riders and take them to wherever they want to go. Your life changes once you turn ON the UBER App. The show begins as soon as a rider opens the door to your cab. You never know what personality you will have to have until you greet your passenger. You may need to be a weatherman offering the latest forecast, or act as a political analyst. Some times you will have to be the rider's personal shrink and other times a comedian or a imaginative story teller. I now have acquired multiple personalities to match each rider's M.O. I must be pretty good at that. I get a five star rating on almost every ride plus I get crazy good tips by agreeing with everything they say. Confessions is an Illustrated collection of what happens in the back seat of my Uber cab. Read about the two chefs cooking in the back seat. Or, the very intoxicated woman who leaves her dog in my cab. But one of the funniest stories is about the man who was so big, the backdoor had to be removed to get him out. The UBER concept is amazing. It's so much fun to be a driver. I have included a list of tips and suggestions for both Drivers and Riders that are also very amusing. So buckle your seat belt and read on."