Download or read book Venus Does Adonis While Apollo Shags a Tree written by Tim Desmondes and published by The Nazca Plains Corporation. This book was released on 2009-02-05 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The horny gods have been emasculated and mercilessly spayed for millennia by the prudish. But Tim Desmondes shows them with all their sexual apparatus, their lust, their promiscuity and their humour. The lively Olympians show their true colours; Apollo will shag anything, including trees, and Jupiter turns himself into a bull for those mortal girls for whom size really matters.